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This is in reference to Alucard, son of Dracula. Alucard has appeared a number of times in the series, and has always acted as a foil to Dracula. In two games he actively battles his father. In three others he aids the hero. Heck, depending on the ending you get in one game, he even comes out of retirement to kick ass again.
Needless to say, this is not exactly what Dracula would like to see from his own son. The kid is certainly not taking up the family business.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.