This Comic's Cast:

It's the problem with being a vampire: the thrill of the chase makes the food taste so much better. How many times do you see, in movies, some girl in silky lingerie running through a woods, trying to evade the vampire that is after her. Vampires are faster than humans, stronger than humans. Why would a vampire let the girl run away like that?
Well, for one, heaving bosoms are a delight to watch. And, of course, the food tastes better after it's had a bit of a run.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.