This Comic's Cast:

I have actually heard parents tell their kids these kinds of stories. I find it sad... and really, when you consider the fact that these kinds believe these stories, it's also a little scary.
Rampaging cabbage infants need to be put into an action game at some point. That would rule.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.