#584: Making a Statement

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Dracula is a simple creature of simple motivation. "See a towns-person, drink their blood." It's guided him so far through his life (with only the occasional trip to the grave after some hero got a little too friendly with a whip), why bother changing his lifestyle now?
If this was DSWC, Orlox would be giving this speech instead of Shaft. over there, Orlox is the PR manager. Shaft just handles the office work. Weird how I did that, especially since Orlox HATES Dracula. Why he'd be in charge of PR is anyone's guess (Dracula just sucks at hiring and promotions?).
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.