This Comic's Cast:

The universe passes him by which is more social interaction than he had for years.

Golems are a race of being made from clay and powered by the magical words in their head (and they don't necessarily have to be made of clay, that's just the usual ingredient). They are created to act as servants, taking care of any number of duties (housekeeping, defense, etc.) for their owners. Most of the time they are ignored and left alone to just go about their duties, day in and day out.

For a being that doesn't talk to people much, and only has their job and the flow of the universe to keep them company, it really wouldn't take much to entertain them.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.