This Comic's Cast:

I don't write poetry. I'm complete crap at it -- as should be evident from this poem. And my that I mean this is the best poetry I can write.

So I don't write poetry, except within the confines of comics like this. Poetry in CVRPG is either supposed to be simple spells and incantations... or it's supposed to be crappy. Either way, I can handle that low bar.

This is actually the first and only time, so far, we've actually heard the inner workings of a spell Katrina casts (even if all she's doing is making a meatloaf or something). Usually it's just "mumble mumble" and then she calls out the name of the spell.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.