This Comic's Cast:

One of the Belmonts coming to the castle is easy to take care of. Put out some attractive minions, maybe tap a keg of beer, and you can rule the world for decades as they drink and fuck and ignore the villain they're supposed to be fighting.

If Maria comes to the castle, though, you're hosed. May as well get the Black Mass Ritual ready because you're gonna need your minions to revive you, and quick.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.