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God, that pun pains me. It's such an awful "dad joke". And yet it's the joke that I heard in my head leaving me to think it's exactly what my character wanted to say. Besides, Dracula is a dad, so it's only fair for him to make those kinds of awful jokes.

Death is right, though. If that's the kind of humor we have to look forward to, just let the universe burn.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.