Even Death has to be spun for a loop once in a while. In this case, I can't just let him travel back to when the issue is and fix it, like he probably could, so I have to throw roadblocks in his way.

Several of them, in fact.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.