This Comic's Cast:

Remember, Link is undead, too. He may be human right now (being in his past self's body) but he's normally a zombie, through and through.

I was going to have Alucard speak up and say that he was kind of offended too, but Alucard hates his vampire side. Plus, he's not fully undead, so it just didn't really make sense.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.