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We could spend time reestablishing all the rules of this tower, or I can have Blacula figure it out in five seconds. I think we'll all agree that going with the Blacula makes more sense for the story.
 
groggarioth
2015-08-13 11:01:12 
"Mashed of Spirals & loops"? Seems like there's a word missing. Also Vampire live a long time, if anyone would know about the inner machinations of the flow of time it'd be them, or The Doctor
Mike Finkelstein
2015-08-13 11:41:26 
Just mash. Just a mash. No mashing or mashed up.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.