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Oooh, Thereshiri got laid. Okay, years and years agao, but oooooh.

I wonder who Link has sex with. He's a young strapping guy... zombie... I'm sure someone is into that.
 
Mistion
2015-06-13 00:34:58 
If it wasn't for the fact that Link has standards...Richter
Nollid221
2015-06-13 18:53:07 
Well they were both zombies for a little while
Raron
2015-06-14 16:09:08 
He is a strapping young man who has heroism pouring out the ears and has saved loads of princesses and others... I am sure there was more then his share of opportunities... It's not like Chrono who just about no one knows all he did.
Silka
2015-06-15 15:31:24 
Well, Link IS very well-preserved for a zombie...
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.