This Comic's Cast:

There's just something about this map that every time I use it I feel the need to fuck with my characters. It's a bad habit. The Moonlight Tower is just so tall and boring I feel the need to be a duck. I just have to.

Like here. What the hell?!
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.