I am absolutely positive this comic will offend someone. Totally sure of that.

Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde are the original ghosts that appear in Pac-Man. The whole left side, actually, are real ghosts, although I had to recolor a few from the original arcade ghosts to work for this comic. Sue starts off orange in Mrs. Pac-Man, but then goes violet in later incarnations. Tim and Yum-Yum are colored more or less correctly, but they're from the Atari game Jr. Pac-Man so I'm not certain if their sprites are accurate (and they may have had hats or bows or something).

Spooky is actually a real ghost, too. King of the Ghosts, as per Wikipedia, although they don't say where he's from. He's supposed to be grey, so I fudged it to make it work. Had to do the same with Funky and Kinky -- I think their colors are close to accurate, but I can't say for sure.

Every ghost past Kinky is fake, though. Don't expect any of them in a Pac-Man game.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.