When I wrote this I had a plotline in mind where there was actually a third Belmont son that I would introduce... but now, going back through and commenting on these comics (in preparation to make a new batch after this), I can't remember what that plotline was.

If I do get around to doing something based on this joke, I doubt it will be anything like what I had originally planned. As well.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.