Ahh, Fahrvergnügen. The VW slogan from the mid-nineties, which means Drive Happy. Of course, Donatello is never able to say anything cool.

I feel bad for Mikey. It can't all be nice for Turtles all the time.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.