This Comic's Cast:

Now, I'm not going to go into the details of if he's really the "one" and whether or not the stories should be listened to. That's for later in the series (or some spin-off if I never get to it here -- one never knows).

What I will state is that prophesies are vaguely written and have a way of fulfilling themselves through sheer happenstance, a bit of squinting, and a lot of cutting-of-slack.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.