This Comic's Cast:

Remember, Orlox is a Nosferatu. Whether you know them from "Vampire the Masquerade" or the Dracula knock-off "Nosferatu", the important thing to note is that Olrox is butt ugly. So ugly even his mother can't spin it.

The whole bit on elves here is me inventing shit to line up with the Norse myths and yet still fit into my universe.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.