This Comic's Cast:

This is an issue with having an open admission policy: anyone can apply and join, and then you're stuck with people that may not best-fit the organization hanging around, ruining it for everyone else.

I wonder where you can get babies delivered for dinner...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.