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After the crap that Link gave Darkmoon in Darkmoon's Quest, this just felt fitting. Turn about and fair play and all that jazz.

And, really, there are many that doubt field rations have anything even remotely resembling real food in them.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.