Dracula is a sad, bitter guy trying to hold on to that which was only briefly his, fighting a war his father lost in the name of setting right what his father couldn't fix.

Actually, sounds a bit like the second Bush. Huh... But the comparison is unfair to Dracula. He's plainly much smarter.

I am amused by Dracula claiming to reign during each of the short stints he was resurrected. Also note the allusion to the fact that we don't know if Dracula is really Dracula in Castlevania continuity, or someone else that stole Dracula's identity.

Damn Konami...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.