This Comic's Cast:

In CVRPG, these two characters, Nes and Kirby, show up at the top of one comic with the caption that the two characters would never show up in CVRPG again and (aside from an appearance in Tales of the Fallen which was written by Damaris I couldn't stop her) neither character has. That's why they show up here and are immediately rejected.

Now, to be fair Kirby has shown up a few times in DSWC, one time in continuity as Ghost Kirby, but it's a good riff on that original comic.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.