This Comic's Cast:

Okay, I don't know if any of you have picked up on the pattern yet, but many of the heroes showing up are the same ones that appeared in a very early comic in CVRPG. These heroes met with the King to discuss rescuing his daughter, Princess, from an evil dragon.

That makes all of their appearances in CVRPG continuity, and since DSWC and CVRPG share a continuity now, after the reboot, their appearance here works as well. I didn't just go and fuck up the rebooted continuity, I swear.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.