This Comic's Cast:

It's been a running gag for a while (at least in CVRPG) that Shaft is underpaid -- well, okay, that everyone is underpaid. Who is to blame for that? Well, sure, Dracula, but if he says to give everyone raises, who should file that paperwork? Yeah, that would be Shaft.

Poor guy just can't get a break some days.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.