This Comic's Cast:

Way I see it, we all know Dracula is gay now -- it's a big plot point in CVRPG, and it's been echoed here a few times. May as well lay the groundwork for the big revelation in a flashback while I had the chance.

Simon did ask for the compliment though, wandering around in skimpy leathers skirts and carrying around that come hither whip...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.