This Comic's Cast:

I assume the little gerbils had sticky notes on them clearly identifying them as Doom Gerbils. Either that or Richter hid in a crowd of onlookers stating, in horrible accents, oh my, those look like Doom Gerbils, and, I haven't seen an infestation of Doom Gerbils like that since the summer of '65.

I'm sure he then snuck into an alley before anyone saw him then made sure to fondle his waxed mustache, a la Snidely Whiplash.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.