All the villains in the games have their own eccentricities, especially once you start taking into account all their backstories (Konami has a tendency to work in the original fiction the characters come from -- such as Bram Stoker's Dracula -- when making their characters, with all the weird backstory consequences that would entail).

So to try and make Cornell seem so much worse, I had to come up with some really weird factors. More on that in a bit...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.