This Comic's Cast:

Dracula has a tendency to warp or fly around his room, attacking with fireballs and lightning bolts, and making a general nuisance of himself. Here, I've tried to represent the teleporting (I used a similar effect in CVRPG at one point). Hopefully it illustrates the effect well enough.

But, apparently Simon is good enough to not be fooled by it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.