Maybe this is just a joke for me, and no one else will get it, but Simon is trying to act all above being a classless sod. "e;Belmonts should resort to that kind of language.

But, of course, we know Richter always resorts to it. He lives in the gutter. It's his home away from home-that-happens-to-currently-house-his-evil-twin.

So yeah, dunno if anyone got it, but I appreciated Simon being better than Richter.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.