This Comic's Cast:

Dracula does have style. If only he could get over the need to just stand around in his castle and wait for the hero to come to him. He's got so many minions. He should better mobilize his army and do something to rule the land.

I guess that doesn't fit into the plot of a platforming video game.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.