This Comic's Cast:

Richter and Hanz have one definition of a "win-win". Succubus and Carmilla have a different one. Presumably they also still think Richter and Hanz are the heroes in the castle.

Wow, won't they be in for a surprise if they don't see Richter and Hanz at the castle at all...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.