This Comic's Cast:

I seem to always write characters that are cowards. I don't know why I keep doing that.

Not that their logic is flawed. Dracula is the big cheese. He has the power over all his minions, so presumably he's more powerful than they are. They could probably defeat him two-on-one, but any one helping Dracula would tip the odds against them.

I wonder which heroes they'll hire...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.