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Superheroine costumes are completely impractical. They're too tight to really allow much movement, too small to really cover much of anything. And, let's be honest, one tear and the costume isn't getting a little, graceful rip. It'll pop off like a rubber band, leaving the woman nude and a little colder than before (only a little, since they had to be cold to begin with).

The villainesses are smarter, really, since they just skip the costume altogether. No need to worry.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.