This Comic's Cast:

It's like shades of her stint as the Village Elder in CVRPG. The chickens come and Carmilla runs for the hills. She's really quite good at that.

Although, to be fair, dragons are even scarier than chickens. One would think they'd be even harder to kill, but then the chickens were Zelda chickens, and they're well-nigh invulnerable. We'd all run from them.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.