I sort of was channeling "e;American Beauty here. If you've seen the movie, you understand.

In my mind I always saw Olrox as asexual. I mean, he's just so damn ugly. UUUUUGLY. I don't see how he could expect to have sex, ever, even with vampire charms.

That would take a LOT of charm.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.