Plainly Shaft didn't get the memo on the all-new Mummy. We really can't call her that anymore, though. She's just not a mummy, so calling her by that name just doesn't work.

I never thought Mummy was the inept one, myself. He/she always seemed to be the more useful of the two, even if he/she did eat people when he/she wasn't supposed to. Sometimes you can't stop the hunger.

And you know, once you pop you can't stop.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.