This Comic's Cast:

If only it were that easy to clean up the dregs, the unintelligent, the lowly and the unwashed. If we could do that, I would think the world would be so much better.

Plainly I've been in the mindset of these posh villains just a little too long.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.