This Comic's Cast:

I love how Frankie's bar is set just high enough that he would never, ever, under any circumstances, hump a fallen hero's face when the guy is down on the floor.

Unless he was bored, or trapped indoors and feeling particularly stir crazy. Well then, all bets are off.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.