A little bit of filler here before we get back into the stories.

For the record, I really hate the Battletoads series. It could be a fun little series in the vein of Double Dragon (which it did, in fact crossover with at one point), but instead of letting you focus on the beat-em-up side of things, most of the game is about impossible memory puzzles and stupid dodging action, all intent on killing you just as fast as it can.

Fucking awful games.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.