Remember, Count Orlock was a hideous monster, a Nosferatu. They're the ugliest kind of vampire around. In the game Vampire the Masquerade (showing my geek cred here), the Nosferatu were so ugly you were actually supposed to eliminate the 1 dot of Looks you naturally got on the sheet. They were that ugly.

Not that Olrox probably wants to hear it. I'm sure, deep down, he's got the soul of a much more attractive person. Or, at least, he did before he became a soulless vampire.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.