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At least Ganon knew how to take over a world -- find a powerful totem (in the Zelda series, the Triforce) and use that totem to remake the world exactly the way he wanted it, with him on the top tier as the world's ruler. It's simple, effective plan with a clear goal and an easy to understand step-by-step in the process.

It's a pity Ganon was so easily defeated by some schmuck in a sock hat.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.