This Comic's Cast:

We'll get to that humorous Foot Soldier bit in just a couple. This is the lead up for it...
I did have Shredder steal Tatsu's line from the TMNT movies. It's just such a good line, darn it!
 
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2016-08-10 23:14:53 
Rabites (led by Bunny) vs Cucoo (Led by Bucky) vs Pigs (led by Pig) vs Bats (led by Darkie) That would be a battle for the ages
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.