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This game is seriously taking more time to play through than most of the classic Sierra games. I think Police Quest may have been the only one to take anywhere near this long to play through, and that's at least in part due to how much you had to do to complete a single quest-line.

Damn, Police Quest was such bullshit.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.