This Comic's Cast:

And his word is bond, obviously.

There's is the thing about this version of Link: he's a merchant first. Anything for a buck. I guess it is a small comfort, though, knowing that he is a trained hero. If anyone does anything overly nefarious with the items Link sells them, Link can always hunt them down. Plus, as a bonus, free items he can sell again. Win-win.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.