This Comic's Cast:

I looked up these facts to make sure. The sword was a specific sword, although I can't say I've heard of it before or since the myth of the Minotaur. The twine, though, did lead Theseus safely through the maze. He didn't kill the minotaur with it, but he did use it.
Of course, D has neither of them, so it's not like it matters.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.