This Comic's Cast:

I really did think about having Link give Darkmoon the shield. I was THIS close to it... and then I defaulted back to my normal mode of operation. Everyone is greedy. Everyone is an ass.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.