This Comic's Cast:

Well, I did introduce the thief. I may as well put him to good use. No need to just make him a silly, one-off joke.
I have plans for at least the next couple of comics, so this little aside will actually be put to good use.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.