This Comic's Cast:

The player is a douche. All I can really say about that.

This comic took a lot of editing to get right. I had so much dialogue written between the player and the narrator that it wouldn't all fit into the two-panel space I have setup. And I'm not extending the length of the comic. That's my one rule for this mini-series.

So I edited down. So unusual for me.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.