This Comic's Cast:

Of course witches melt in water. Pop culture tells us so. Acid would work better, though. Just not hydrofluoric -- that stuff will eat through just about anything except plastic.

Pop culture taught me that, too.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.