This Comic's Cast:

They are. They really, really are. I recall something about humans being high in cholesterol (and other assorted stuff) from some crime drama where the lab assistants tested piranhas to see if they ate the victim.

Sure, crime dramas aren't always the best to learn science from, but I'm willing to take their word on this. Seems like an easy detail to get right.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.